The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
