Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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