I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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