So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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