S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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