My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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