I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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