Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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