before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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