HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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