Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Pappa wants mamma naked
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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