This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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