I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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