girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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