BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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