Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
