I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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