i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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