I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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