I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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