on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I party with great urgency now.
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