we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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