VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Will exercising make me less horny?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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