So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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