problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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