She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
love makes seman taste better
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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