Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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