I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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