Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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