Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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