I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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