If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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