Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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