Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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