The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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