Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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