Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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