I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
operation harelip BJ is a go
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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