That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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