This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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