I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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