You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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