Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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