its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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