Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
