i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Randomize
