oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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