I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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