Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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