you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She bit a glass in half.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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