In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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