party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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