We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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