No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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