That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was so not down for the gang bang
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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