i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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